Pinwheel Revolutionary War
Keller Y. 6th grade
Have you ever wondered what breakfast pastries would best represent the American RevolutionaryWar’s major players? Of course, you have. Well, wonder no more. It’s a very common quandary. Below, you will find the ultimate list of pairings.
The British
Bacon Breakfast Burrito (aka Triple B) = King George III
Bacon Breakfast Burritos have a terrifying reign over all other breakfast burritos at Pinwheel. This is because Triple Bs are the most loved. They are similar to King George because he also had a terrifying reign over England and North American colonies.
Bacon Croissant = Lord Bute
Bacon-based pastries, just like the British, stick together. The Bacon Croissant helps Triple B keep tabs on all of the other pastries. He warns Triple B if the quiches or other croissants are starting to rebel, just like Lord Bute helped King George III reign over England and all of their subjects.
Bacon = The Red Coats
Bacon, that tasty morsel within both Triple B and the Bacon Croissants. Soldiers of the Bacon Breakfast Burritos. And The Red Coats are King Georges III Soldiers.
“Peppermint was a strong leader in the syrups, and George Washington was a strong leader in the American revolution.”
The Colonists
Peppermint = George Washington
Peppermint was a strong leader in the syrups, and George Washington was a strong leader in the American revolution.
Veggie Breakfast Burrito = The Colonists
The Colonists overthrew King George III, just like the Veggie Breakfast Burrito will overthrow the Bacon Breakfast Burrito.
Butter Croissant = The French
The butter croissant helps the veggie breakfast burrito overthrow the Bacon Breakfast burrito because they are mad at the bacon croissant. The French helped the colonists overthrow King George III.
Sincerely, Tea
Keller Y. 6th Grader
Dear Tea,
“A friendly conversation between coffee and tea”
You have sent me two letters, but they were unreadable because they were covered in tea stains. I think I read something about… puns? Please send me a letter one more time!
Thanks,
Your friendly enemy,
Coffee
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Coffee,
I am very sorry that my letters to you have been unreadable. The barista came to my place and fixed up a leak. Apparently, whenever I put something in my mailbox, it started to get tea on it because of a leak from above. Anyways, all I wanted was a list of coffee or tea puns. I’m going to a conference, and I want to add a little humor to my presentation about why tea rules. (No offense.) Please send me a list of puns if your humor is at that level!
Thanks, Tea
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Dear Tea,
First of all, you're the one asking me for the puns, so I don’t think that you can say, "If your humor is at that level.” But yes, my sense of humor is quite gouda, but it is very hard to espresso all of my humor on paper. And yes, I do have a latte puns. Of course, they might not all be coffee-related, but they will be food and drink-related. You can sort through them if you want, just so long as the puns don’t whiz right pasta you. So there was the list, made espresso-ly for you.
Coffee
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Coffee,
You say that your humor has reached that level, and you mentioned you added a list of puns, but I’m not sure where they are. But I read something weird about being gouda, so I’m not sure what that was. The list of puns, though, was most likely lost in the mail. I will contact the mail services immediately. Thank you again for doing this!
Tea
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